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Following the end-of-the-year blog fascination with the "Top 10 List" meme, here is a list of the highest-ranking Google searches for 2007, via Google Zeitgeist, with some pretentious answers for each query.
1) Most popular search on Google News: American Idol
American idol is the holy grail of counter-subversive pop iconography.
2) Most searched-for TV show: Heroes
Heroes is the collective myth of post 9/11 abjection.
3) Most searched-for movie: Transformers
Transformers are the Adolf Eichmanns of Astral America.
4) Fastest-rising US search: iPhone
The iPhone is the scalped-head of commodity fetishism.
5) Fastest-rising global search: iPhone
Did you hear what I said? The iPhone is the evil cookie jar of Buy Nothing Day!
6) Most-searched lawsuit: Borat lawsuit
This is the funniest thing that ever happened to a racist, sexist, British comedian.
7) Most searched "Who is...?": Who is God?
God is the buttery nipple of drunken metaphysics.
8) Most searched-for presidential candidate: Ron Paul
Ron Paul is the fifth wheel of relentlessly dichotomous political structures.
9) Most searched "How to...?": How to kiss
Kissing is a discourse between sexual iconography and evolutionary development. The first time you try it should be on MDMA.
10) Most searched "What is...?": What is love?
hmmm...
1 comment:
Insightful observations. I agree everyone should experience their first kiss on ecstasy. It's an intense sensory experience. But now, many kisses later, I prefer to smooch on acid. It's out of this world!
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